Simple Man (1989)

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    (What This World Needs Is) A Few More Rednecks

    What this world needs is a few more rednecks
    Some people ain't afraid to take a stand
    What this world needs is a little more respect
    For the Lord and the law and the workin' man
    We could use a little peace and satisfaction
    Some good people up front to take the lead
    A little less talk and a little more action
    And a few more rednecks is what we need

    I was raised on beans and cornbread
    And I like my chicken fried
    Yes, I drive a pickup truck
    And I'm full of American pride
    I keep a Bible on my table
    I got a flag out on my lawn
    And I don't believe in mindin'
    No one's business but my own

    And I love them Rambo movies
    I think they make a lot of sense
    And it's a shame ole John Wayne
    Didn't live to run for president

    And I don't care what nobody says
    I don't trust ole Gorbachev
    And I don't know who turned him on
    But it's time to turn him off

    What this world needs is a few more rednecks
    Some people ain't afraid to take a stand
    What this world needs is a little more respect
    For the Lord and the law and the workin' man
    We could use a little peace and satisfaction
    Some good people up front to take the lead
    A little less talk and a little more action
    And a few more rednecks is what we need

    Now they're tryin' to take my guns away
    And that would be just fine
    If you take ‘em away from the criminals first
    I'll gladly give ya mine
    And I don't mind payin' taxes
    But it makes my temper itch
    When my hard earned money goes
    To make some politician rich

    What most people call a redneck
    Ain't nothin' but a workin' man
    And he makes his livin'
    By the sweat of his brow
    And the calluses on his hands
    Now you intellectuals may not like it
    But there ain't nothin' that you can do
    Cause there's a whole lot more of us common-folks
    Then there ever will be of you

    What this world needs is a few more rednecks
    Some people ain't afraid to take a stand
    What this world needs is a little more respect
    For the Lord and the law and the workin' man
    We could use a little peace and satisfaction
    Some good people up front to take the lead
    A little less talk and a little more action
    And a few more rednecks is what we need

    That's what we need
    And a few more rednecks is what we need

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    Was it 26

    Living hard was easy when I was young and bullet proof
    Had no ties to bind me just a pickup and a roof
    I emptied every bottle when I poured I never missed
    Had bloodshot eyes at twenty five or was it twenty six

    Didn't seem to matter what price I had to pay
    Cause anything worth havin' I'd just lose anyway
    Friends worried about me and they asked if I was sick
    Thought I would die at twenty five or was it twenty six

    Those two years blend together like whiskey over ice
    Melting into mem'ries like somebody else's life
    I'm glad to say I've come around but if I could have one wish
    I'd like another try at twenty five or was it twenty six

    I met a girl from Georgia smart and pretty college grad
    Thoought my luck was changin' up to then it'd all been bad
    I guess I fell in love all it took was just one kiss
    But she said goodbye at twnty five or was it twenty six

    Those two years blend together like whiskey over ice...

    Yeah I've been down the road prob'ly been as far as hell
    Deception or redemption I guess only time will tell
    I have faith in the knowledge that God gave us a gift
    I couldn't hide at twenty five or was it twenty six

    Those two years blend together like whiskey over ice...
    I'd like another try at twenty five or was it twenty six​

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    Oh Atlanta

    Oh Atlanta you're the only home I ever knew
    Oh Atlanta I can't wait to get back home to you
    You've got money in your pockets you've got roses in the lane
    You've got purebred southern blood flowing in your veins Atlanta

    Oh Atlanta I wish that I was down on Peachtree Street
    Oh Atlanta them little Georgia peaches sure are sweet
    You've got more pretty girls than any other place I've been
    I can't wait to let your bright lights shine on me again Atlanta

    Now you're the queen of Dixie you're the diamond of the South
    You're that big hometown with all that southern pride
    I've got them traveling blues I've got Georgia on my mind
    I'm gonna jump on board a southbound train and ride

    Oh Atlanta I'm lonesome as a southern boy can be
    Oh Atlanta please be sure and save a place for me
    So momma can fry some chicken call the family on the phone
    Tell them that their long lost southern boy is coming home to Atlanta

    Oh Atlanta I'm lonesome as a southern boy can be...
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    Midnight Wind

    He blew in town at midnight and he didn't mean to stay
    He found her just at closing time at the Alamo Cafe
    And the way he smiled and carried on it kinda made her day
    So by the time that she left he left with her
    And she let him borrow money and she let him drive her car
    She didn't really trust him but she done and gone too far

    When the midnight moon is shining when it's shining down the way
    If he blew in on the midnight wind he may never pass this way again

    She knew down in her heart that he would only stay awhile
    But sometimes she was a woman and sometimes she was a child
    Then just about the time that she was learning how to smile
    One Tuesday night he came up missing
    And sometimes now she thinks she hears his footsteps cross the floor
    But it's just that midnight wind howling around the door

    When the midnight moon is shining...
    When the midnight moon is shining...

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    Saturday Night Down South

    This ain't nothing but a little bitty town
    Roll up the sidewalks everything's shut down
    But down on the corner they're still hanging around
    Cause it's Saturday night down south

    Clock on the courthouse says eleven o'clock
    Kids in their cars still dragging the block
    People go to bed with their doors unlocked
    Cause it's Saturday night down south

    Me and my baby on the front porch swing
    Tonight's the night I'm gonna give her a ring
    If she says yes I'll have everything
    Hot dog shut my mouth

    Whippoorwill singing in the magnolia tree
    Crickets making music for my baby and me
    There ain't no other place that I'd rather be
    When it's Saturday night down south

    People down here like to take life slow
    There ain't no place they're in a hurry to go
    Just take it easy kinda roll with the flow
    Take time to work things out

    Full moon shining through the long leaf pines
    Fireflies playing in the honeysuckle vine
    Everybody's grooving everything's just fine
    Cause it's Saturday night down south

    Full moon shining through the long leaf pines...
    Saturday night down south oh way down south

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    Play Me Some Fiddle

    We were down on our luck in Houston
    We were broke and we were needin' a job
    We got a gig in this joint on the wrong side of town
    And it was just about as rough as a cob
    One night the door flew open and this dude walked in
    He was as big as a mountain and as ugly as sin
    It got quiet as a graveyard when he walked in
    He looked like trouble with a capital T

    He cleared off a whole row of barstools
    Just to have him a place to sit
    The bartender turned about three shades of purple
    And the bouncer just up and quit
    He come prowling cross the floor like a lion in a cage
    Romping and stomping and shaking with rage
    Well I thought I was gonna die when he walked up to the stage
    He said there's something that I want you to do

    He said play me some fiddle cause I love them fiddle songs
    Play me some fiddle everybody can sing along
    Well I'm mean and I'm ornery and I'm ready to fight
    And if you want to get out of here alive tonight
    You'd better play me some fiddle cause that fiddle music turns me on

    Well I grabed up my fiddle and started sawing like never before
    While he picked up a man with a drink in his hand
    And threw him through a plate glass door
    And then he grabbed up this dude and swung him round by the hair
    He ripped up the tables and tore up the chairs
    It took fifteen cops to get that fool out of there
    And I heard him as they went through the door

    Play me some fiddle cause I love that fiddle sound
    Play me some fiddle play some fiddle and we'll all get down
    I know I'm in trouble been a bad boy today
    But just one more time before they take me away
    Won't you play me some fiddle cause that fiddle music turns me on

    Play me some fiddle cause I love that fiddle sound
    Play me some fiddle play some fiddle and we'll all get down
    He said play me some fiddle cause I love them fiddle songs
    Play me some fiddle cause that fiddle music turns me on

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    Simple Man

    I ain't nothin' but a simple man
    They call me a redneck I reckon that I am
    But there's things going on
    That make me mad down to the core.

    I have to work like a dog to make ends meet
    There's crooked politicians and crime in the street
    And I'm madder'n hell and I ain't gonna take it no more.

    We tell our kids to just say no
    Then some panty waist judge lets a drug dealer go
    Slaps him on the wrist and then he turns him back out on the town.

    Now if I had my way with people sellin' dope
    I'd take a big tall tree and a short piece of rope
    I'd hang 'em up high and let 'em swing 'til the sun goes down

    Well, you know what's wrong with the world today
    People done gone and put their Bible's away
    They're living by the law of the jungle not the law of the land
    The good book says it so I know it's the truth
    An eye for and eye and a tooth for a tooth
    You better watch where you go and remember where you been
    That's the way I see it I'm a Simple Man.

    Now I'm the kinda man that'd not harm a mouse
    But if I catch somebody breakin in my house
    I've got twelve guage shotgun waiting on the other side

    So don't go pushing me against my will
    I don't want to have to fight you but I dern sure will
    So if you don't want trouble then you'd better just pass me on by

    As far as I'm concerned there ain't no excuse
    For the raping and the killing and the child abuse
    And I've got a way to put an end to all that mess

    Just take them rascals out in the swamp
    Put 'em on their knees and tie 'em to a stump
    Let the rattlers and the bugs and the alligators do the rest

    You know what's wrong with the world today
    People done gone and put their Bible's away
    They're living by the law of the jungle not the law of the land
    The Good Book says it so I know it's the truth
    An eye for and eye and a tooth for a tooth
    You better watch where you go and remember where you been
    That's the way I see it I'm a Simple Man​

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    Old Rock 'n Roller

    He's just an old rock 'n' roller playing music in a backstreet bar.
    He sings a little flat and he never learned to play the guitar.
    But he keeps on belting out them rhythm and blues,
    "Long Tall Sally" and "Blue Suede Shoes".
    He never faced the fact that he's never gonna be a star.
    He's just an old rock 'n' roller playing music in a backstreet bar.

    He had a record in the sixties, it was big enough to go Top Ten.
    And though he tried and he tried he never could make it happen again.
    He's been living twenty years on bourbon and pride.
    Jerry Lee went crazy and Elvis died.
    Then his third wife left him but he never really thought it would last.
    And now she ain't nothing but another little blast from the past.

    But sometimes at night when the music and the crowd is having fun,
    He steps up on the mike with a gleam in his eye and once again he's twenty-one.
    And then it's "Be-Bop-A-Lula" and "Heartbreak Hotel" and "That'll Be The Day"
    Then the "Sweet Bird of Youth" just flies away.

    He's an earthbound eagle that never did learn how to fly.
    He ain't never gonna make it but he sure did give it a try.
    So go dye your hair and turn the music up loud,
    And when it's time to go at least you'll go down proud.
    You ain't never gonna be nothing but what you are
    Just an old rock 'n' roller playing music in a backstreet bar.
    Just an old rock 'n' roller playing music in a backstreet bar.​

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    Mister DJ

    Mr DJ won't you please play me a song
    Play it for an old boy who's a long long way from home
    With a thousand miles ahead and a thousand miles behind
    A dollar in his pocket and a woman on his mind
    You can pick out almost anything you choose
    Play Sweet Home Alabama or let Waylon sing the blues
    I don't care what kind of music just as long as it sounds tough
    Don't play any hurting songs cause I feel bad enough

    Now don't get the wrong impression I ain't meaning to complain
    But it would be Sunday morning and I guess it had to rain
    And I was doing pretty good until I heard that durned old train
    Going who knows where
    And I guess the combination's got me feeling kinda low
    And all I've got to cheer me up is this all night radio
    Why don't you play us something hot and let this 18 wheeler
    Roll my blues away

    Well I called her from a phone booth in St Paul
    When I asked her if she loved me I got no reply at all
    And if that's the way she wants it that's the way it's gonna be
    It might hurt a little while but that's alright with me
    I've been jamming gears and wondering what went wrong
    Then I turned on the radio and I heard a country song
    And it kinda keeps me moving helps me rolling down the line
    But when you played that hurtin' song I almost started cryin'

    Willie drowned in Whiskey River with Hank Jr's rowdy friends
    The Oak Ridge Boys sang Elvira Ricky played the mandolin
    Then them old boys from Alabama put the pedal to the medal
    And let it toll Roll On
    And I started feeling bad when George stopped loving her today
    Why don't you let old Mickey Gilley get down on them 88's
    Come on and play us something hot and let this 18 wheeler roll my blues away
    Hey Mr DJ hey Mr DJ hey Mr DJ​

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    It's My Life

    It's my life, God was the one to give it
    And I ain't gonna let nobody tell me how to live it
    It's my song, right or wrong
    You can tag along or you can stay behind

    They're my troubles
    Don't you let them worry you none
    'Cause when I signed on to be a man
    I, I knew I was gonna have some

    Like I say, go or stay either way
    You ain't gonna change my life
    You ain't gonna change my life

    When I'm low down and I'm lazy
    And I'm ragged but I'm real
    And I ain't never been nobody's pride and joy
    Yeah, and you can take a boy out of the country
    But you can't take the country out of the boy

    Well, it's my troubles
    Now don't you let them worry you none
    'Cause I signed on to be a man
    I figured I was gonna have some

    When I'm low down and I'm lazy
    And I'm ragged but I'm real
    And I ain't never been nobody's pride and joy
    Yeah, and you can take a boy out of the country
    But's it's hell gettin' all of the country out of the boy

    Like I say, go or stay either way
    You ain't gonna change my life
    You ain't gonna change my life

    It's my song, right or wrong
    You ain't gonna change my life
    I said, it's my life
    You ain't gonna change my life, oh no