
2007
Soap Box Archives
The
Deadly Tangerine
When I first thought about writing on this ridiculous subject
I intended to be frivolous and tongue in cheek about it but
with this man running for President and this woman wanting to
be First Lady there's really nothing funny about it.
I know you've all heard about John Edwards referring to the
war on terror as a slogan or a bumpersticker, a statement worthy
of Howdy Doody maybe but certainly not of a Presidential candidate.
And now Edwards wife, Elizabeth, has made the statement that
she may never eat another tangerine because they are not grown
close to where she lives and the carbon the trucks would emit
to haul them to her area would make too many greenhouse gasses
and cause global warming.
The truth of the matter is that global warming is the bumper
sticker. I know we could do a lot of things to make the environment
better, the air clearer, the water cleaner and I¹m all
for it. But real science refutes Al Gore's political fantasy
and global warming is a farce.
Now let's get down to what the Edwards said. John Edwards statement
is so asinine, so juvenile and so downright atrociously false
that it shouldn't have to be given a second thought by anybody
with a thimble full of gray
matter.
But combined with Mrs. Edwards statement about the tangerines
it should give us a pretty good idea how some of the elitist
left wing of the Democrat party feels about defense and commerce.
To them there is no enemy, the war on terror only exists in
the White House and we don¹t need to worry about the millions
of depraved scumbags who want to murder us in our beds.
I guess their understanding of commerce is nil because commerce
is the act of getting products to market wherever that market
exists. If the tangerines are grown in California and there
is a demand for them in North Carolina they have to be moved
and they danged sure ain't going to get there by telepathy.
Tractor trailer rigs are a fact of life in this country and
if you took them all off the road, grocery shelves would be
empty, gas tanks would be dry and there would be more people
out of work than during the Great Depression.
Commerce is what keeps this country going and the trucks are
what help drive commerce and they will continue to do so whether
Elizabeth Edwards ever eats another tangerine or not.
It's maddening to have some politician get up and make a campaign
speech giving us dire warnings about global warming, walk out
and get in a limousine, drive up to a private jet and fly away,
leaving behind more carbon than a whole bunch of eighteen wheelers.
I have an idea about how to cut down on greenhouse gasses, Mrs.
Edwards. Just have your husband get out of the campaign and
stay home. Home because he sure ain't going to be the next President.
Think I'll go buy some tangerines.
Pray for our troops.
What do you think?
God Bless America
Charlie Daniels
July 27, 2007
